Is it just me, or is anyone else disgusted when visiting Yahoo (my home page is Google) and having to look at the insipid news items, all that "celebrity" heavy bullshit and gossip, items fit for the checkout counter at a grocery store. I went to check an email account and had to be assaulted by a blurb for "Katie Homes spills the beans on what turns her not-homosexual husband on."* It was enough to make me sick.
Yahoo, THESE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. THEY ARE AN OFFENSE TO MAN & GOD. And that's all you put on your site, similar bullshit about TV "celebrities" and people on some godawful reality show only the irredeemably brain-/soul-damaged would watched without being given a massive shot of Thorazine in the ass. I can visit Google and have a plain page and not want to slash my wrists for having been born American in the late '50s and having to witness the Fall of the American Empire.
Why is it I can visit AOL when using my mother's PC at her house and not feel like I am going to lose my lunch? They fill their page with tidbits too, but not rancid celebrity porn-slash-gossip.
GROW UP!
I know I probably could rig my Yahoo page to eliminate that crap, but I'm not going to remain signed in on any page.
* What are they NOT, I suddenly wonder, but want to resist in order not to payoff Yahoo by accessing the article and having their driven ads foisted upon me.....
...Shaved & oiled buttocks,
Pink little ding-a-lings,
These are a few of my
Favorite t'ings!
Who is Katie Holmes? A has-been TV actress that failed to make a movie career, despite oodles of free publicity for getting allegedly knocked up by a man who is NOT our generation's Rock Hudson? She looks like a slob. WHO THE FRIG CARES???
There's an old ditty -- attributed to Henry Chinaski, methinks -- that goes:
There's a rumor going about town
That Tom Cruise likes it in the brown (not);
He eschewed the nubile maids &
Is flirting with a case of AIDS.
....
Those who finally got him
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
...
When down in Tijuana Town, when asked,
"Hey meester: Do you wanna f#@% my seester?"
Tommy Boy replied: "Hell no!
"SOCK IT TO ME IN THE KEISTER!!!"
--attributed to Henry Chinaski, circa 1985
Since the ditty is over 20 years old, seemingly it could not be about Tom Cruise, although he was making his first inroads towards superstardom then. Most likely, it was about Rock Hudson, whom Tom Cruise is NOT our generation's version of.
Please remember, "I don't make the news, I just report it!"**
Incidentally, I have an article over at Associated Content on Rock and Henry Willson, his agent.
** Blow-off usually attributed to the late, great Jean Shepherd
Yahoo, THESE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. THEY ARE AN OFFENSE TO MAN & GOD. And that's all you put on your site, similar bullshit about TV "celebrities" and people on some godawful reality show only the irredeemably brain-/soul-damaged would watched without being given a massive shot of Thorazine in the ass. I can visit Google and have a plain page and not want to slash my wrists for having been born American in the late '50s and having to witness the Fall of the American Empire.
Why is it I can visit AOL when using my mother's PC at her house and not feel like I am going to lose my lunch? They fill their page with tidbits too, but not rancid celebrity porn-slash-gossip.
GROW UP!
I know I probably could rig my Yahoo page to eliminate that crap, but I'm not going to remain signed in on any page.
* What are they NOT, I suddenly wonder, but want to resist in order not to payoff Yahoo by accessing the article and having their driven ads foisted upon me.....
...Shaved & oiled buttocks,
Pink little ding-a-lings,
These are a few of my
Favorite t'ings!
Who is Katie Holmes? A has-been TV actress that failed to make a movie career, despite oodles of free publicity for getting allegedly knocked up by a man who is NOT our generation's Rock Hudson? She looks like a slob. WHO THE FRIG CARES???
There's an old ditty -- attributed to Henry Chinaski, methinks -- that goes:
There's a rumor going about town
That Tom Cruise likes it in the brown (not);
He eschewed the nubile maids &
Is flirting with a case of AIDS.
....
Those who finally got him
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
...
When down in Tijuana Town, when asked,
"Hey meester: Do you wanna f#@% my seester?"
Tommy Boy replied: "Hell no!
"SOCK IT TO ME IN THE KEISTER!!!"
--attributed to Henry Chinaski, circa 1985
Since the ditty is over 20 years old, seemingly it could not be about Tom Cruise, although he was making his first inroads towards superstardom then. Most likely, it was about Rock Hudson, whom Tom Cruise is NOT our generation's version of.
Please remember, "I don't make the news, I just report it!"**
Incidentally, I have an article over at Associated Content on Rock and Henry Willson, his agent.
** Blow-off usually attributed to the late, great Jean Shepherd
1 comment:
The ballsy man of action (cough) sounds pre-menstrual.
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